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Tuesday, December 14, 2010

"Your Favorite Cooking Ingredients"

[same source as the last list]

1) Swiss chard
2) Thallium
3) Pop Rocks
4) Angel flakes
5) Whole goat
6) Organic despair
7) Armadillo cubes
8) Packing peanuts
9) Thread
10) Lurve

2 comments:

  1. Be wary of armadillo cubes. They get leprous fairly easily.

    Also, how much does lurve run in your area? I have trouble getting a good deal on it around here.

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  2. Re: 'dillo, freshness is the problem. Leave the critter on the road for a few hours and the stuff dies right off.

    http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/canned-armadillo.jpg

    I usually shoplift the lurve, it being priceless and all.

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