Tuesday, December 14, 2010

"Your Favorite Cooking Ingredients"

[same source as the last list]

1) Swiss chard
2) Thallium
3) Pop Rocks
4) Angel flakes
5) Whole goat
6) Organic despair
7) Armadillo cubes
8) Packing peanuts
9) Thread
10) Lurve


  1. Be wary of armadillo cubes. They get leprous fairly easily.

    Also, how much does lurve run in your area? I have trouble getting a good deal on it around here.

  2. Re: 'dillo, freshness is the problem. Leave the critter on the road for a few hours and the stuff dies right off.

    I usually shoplift the lurve, it being priceless and all.