(I don't remember where this prompt came from.)
In my refrigerator the butter compartment is named Margie Sue;
The low-fat mayonnaise is named Butch;
The Romaine lettuce is called Spiky McGonagall;
The crisper drawer is Esmerelda Contusion; and
The dill pickle chips are named “Biff” Nisker. Yes, every one of them. Yes, it’s confusing for them.