Friday, December 17, 2010

"Name Five Things In Your Refrigerator"

(I don't remember where this prompt came from.)

In my refrigerator the butter compartment is named Margie Sue;
The low-fat mayonnaise is named Butch;
The Romaine lettuce is called Spiky McGonagall;
The crisper drawer is Esmerelda Contusion; and
The dill pickle chips are named “Biff” Nisker. Yes, every one of them. Yes, it’s confusing for them.


  1. Is Spiky in Esmerelda? And, if so, what implications does their connubial relationship have?

  2. He is. I never asked. It's a good thing I don't have to reach in there very often.

    Esmerelda has a new head of lettuce every week or two anyway. It seems to work for her.

  3. Sounds like some of the people I've known. Or that I know. But I don't KNOW, y'know.