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Friday, December 17, 2010

"Name Five Things In Your Refrigerator"

(I don't remember where this prompt came from.)


In my refrigerator the butter compartment is named Margie Sue;
The low-fat mayonnaise is named Butch;
The Romaine lettuce is called Spiky McGonagall;
The crisper drawer is Esmerelda Contusion; and
The dill pickle chips are named “Biff” Nisker. Yes, every one of them. Yes, it’s confusing for them.

3 comments:

  1. Is Spiky in Esmerelda? And, if so, what implications does their connubial relationship have?

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  2. He is. I never asked. It's a good thing I don't have to reach in there very often.

    Esmerelda has a new head of lettuce every week or two anyway. It seems to work for her.

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  3. Sounds like some of the people I've known. Or that I know. But I don't KNOW, y'know.

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