"Ways the Full Moon Affects Your Behavior"

(List prompt from Segalove and Velick's List Your Self) My ten:

1) I wear my shoes on my hands
2) I can't stand the smell of dairy products
3) I have visions of a world identical to this one but without clouds
4) I steal horses
5) I troll werewolf chatrooms for the lulz
6) I dream of taking up serpents
7) I get religion, but nowhere to put it
8) Everything tastes like cumin
9) Crows follow me around
10) Something gets pierced