PE Spam Sender Names

Using a unisex email name gets me lots of offers to enlarge my penis. They come from people like


Barrister Jay
Dick Care (haw)
Arthur Yoda
Freeman McNair
Millard Dejesus
Rudolph McGee
Kermit Kemp
Anita Hugg (me too)
Richie Nixon
Ganesha Jefferson
Lavon Snapp
Maxwell Demont

Answering a stupid question

The question, found on a site about creating characters for fiction, is "Does he or she like to laugh?"

I....Why would anyone not like to laugh?

• "My ribs are fucking broken! Ow. Shit. Ow."
• "I don’t like how it makes me look. Someone took a picture once where I was laughing and my mouth was wide open and I had all these wrinkles. Nothing’s that funny."
• "My gods forbid it."
• "It’s not done in my family. I was ten before I knew other people don’t think it's the equivalent of pissing on the carpet."
• "The doctors say if I ever laugh even once I shall probably die."
• "The last time I laughed something happened. There was a small child involved. I don’t want to talk about it. Right now I’m not even allowed to."
• "My father was a clown. He drank and he was always 'practicing his material.' He’s been gone ten years and I can still hear him: C’mon! That was funny, Boy, laugh!"